Korean fans:
OMFG IT'S OPPA!!! OPPA LOOK OVER HERE LOOK AT MY CAMERA OPPA LET ME TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU I LOVE YOU SO MUCH OPPA HERE LET ME SMOTHER YOU WITH MY BODY EVEN THOUGH I CAN TELL THAT YOU'RE ALREADY EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH OPPA
Bias:
I'M UNCOMFORTABLE THIS ISN'T OKAY
Korean fans:
DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE JUST LOOK AT MY CAMERA AND SMILE SO THAT I CAN UPLOAD PICTURES TO MY FANSITES
Bias:
BUT -
Korean fans:
CAN YOU FEEL MY BREASTS ON YOUR BODY OPPA CAN YOU FEEL THEM
Bias:
...
and then there's the international fans...
International fans:
*whispers* It's oppa...
Bias:
International fans:
*stays 20 feet away from bias*
International fans:
*admires from afar*
Bias:
Bias:
Why are you guys so far away...?
International fans:
Bias:
*takes a step closer*
International fans:
*gasps and steps back*
Bias:
Come closer!
International fans:
International fans:
I-is it...is it okay...? Is it okay for us to come closer?
Bias:
yes...?
International fans:
*slowly walks over to bias while sobbing quietly*
